Description:
McPixel 3: The Ultimate Chaotic Hero Adventure
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's McPixel! And trust us, it's way more ridiculous than either of those. This wannabe hero is always getting stuck in absurdly dangerous and downright bizarre situations—fast-moving trains, falling airplanes, or, oh, being a dinosaur trying to dodge a meteorite! The world’s most accident-prone hero is back, and this time, it's more chaotic than ever.
Levels That’ll Make You Wonder What Just Happened Prepare for 100 levels of pure madness! One minute you're caught on a speeding train headed straight for a cliff, and the next, you’re trapped in a flaming house with no idea how you got there. McPixel never gets a break! From impossible soccer matches to battling dinosaurs, every level has something completely unexpected. Solve wacky puzzles, jump from one bizarre scenario to the next, and hope you survive the ride!
Minigames Galore Think the regular levels are wild? Just wait until you hit one of the over 20 genre-bending minigames scattered throughout the game. From racing and shooting to platforming and even FPS action, McPixel throws in everything, from sports to combat. Each minigame adds a new twist, keeping you on your toes and craving more. Who knew saving the day could be this much fun?
Coins and Stamps: More Than Just Rewards Sure, McPixel is all about saving the world in the most ridiculous ways possible, but did you know you also get shiny, spinning coins for doing so? Yup! Solve each level’s crazy puzzle and earn coins. If you manage to find every solution, you unlock a shiny gold prize and even more coins! Use them to unlock new levels, buy costumes, or simply hoard them like the shiny treasures they are. After all, who doesn't love coins?
Explore McBurg: A City Full of Madness The game takes place in the quirky city of McBurg. As you progress, you’ll unlock new adventures, but some paths are blocked until you cough up some coins. But don’t worry, you’ll find a ton of wacky characters and items that will populate McBurg as you continue your wild ride. Oh, and if you're in need of some serious coinage, you might want to visit the Devolver vault! Just don’t forget to say hello to Fork Parker while you're there.
Steve’s Cameos: Not Your Average Hero Every so often, you'll stumble across Steve, McPixel’s less-than-heroic counterpart. Steve is, well, just a guy. He’s fishing, cooking, driving, or even summoning demons. You never know where he’ll show up next, but when you do find him, he’ll whisk you away to his own special level, which is... honestly just as weird as everything else.
McPixel Engine: Saving the Planet One Pixel at a Time McPixel 3 runs on the totally unique McPixel Engine. What’s that mean for you? It means no matter how old your computer is, McPixel’s got you covered! Even your grandma’s ancient PC can run this game without a hitch. It’s the eco-friendly way to save the world (and your battery).
Key Features:
100 mind-blowing levels that will make you laugh, cry, and scratch your head in confusion
Almost 1000 hilarious gags to discover that’ll leave you snickering
Over 1500 interactive items to mess with (and ruin your day)
20+ minigames in every genre imaginable, from racing to FPS to platformers
Over 300,000,000 pixels of pure fun
Works perfectly on even the oldest computers (hello, mom’s PC)
Steve. Just... Steve.
A water level. Yep, a water level.
So, are you ready to dive into the weirdest, most entertaining puzzle game out there? McPixel 3 is here, and it’s ready to make you question your reality... in the most hilarious way possible!